Top 10 Signs That I Don't Belong In 'Da Hood'

10. When buying buying something in the Chinese store, I say, 'Can I have...' instead of the more popular, 'Lemme git...'

9. I find it strange that people buy everything but Chinese food from the Chinese store

8. I refuse to buy 'loosies' (a single cigarrette)

7. My favorite song is 'Welcome to the Jungle' by Guns N' Roses (to my credit I did discover the song when I saw 'Lean on Me')

6. I LOVE 'The Golden Girls' (I'm watching it right now)

5. Neighborhood friends ridicule my use of proper English

4. The same friends also ridicule my use of a debit card instead of cash

3. I have the soundtrack to 'Little Shop of Horrors' (as well the dvd of the original)

2. I have never seen 'Scarface'

And the number 1 sign that I do not belong in 'da hood'...

I have no shame in seeking professional help.