Shoulda Known

Last night I hung out with my co-workers to start the season off with a bang. I officially met a new employee who works in the administrative offices. I had seen here around but never knew her name. We introduced ourselves and talked about our positions, and then it happened: she asked me what I did outside of work. This happens every year. My job is pretty off-beat but it does require an unspoken level of versatility. With every new year, there is always that getting to know you phase where everyone compares their backgrounds and interest. Suffice it to say, I do not enjoy this period. A college degree isn't required but most employees have them. Last year I was one of three people without one, and this year I am alone. When she asked me about my background, I didn't know what to say. I didn't want to lie (i'm not very good at it) but I did want to hold up my end of the conversation. I told her that I am about to start school again and am really looking forward to it. Of course she asked me what I was going for (creative writing) then proceeded to question my background with it. 'Where are you going?', 'What do you write?', 'What do you plan to do with that?', etc., etc. Apparently going to a community college with the the habit of writing everyday but not the structure wasn't enough. She ended the conversation by politely saying that she needed to speak with someone else. Once again, I was the fool of the night. No matter how many times I go through this little song and dance, I always feel like I can't keep up.